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I Like You
$ 5.00
What it says:

I like you. People say I have no taste, but I like you.

Details:
  • A2 greeting card 4 ¼ x 5 ½
  • Printed on 110lb recycled paper
  • Includes white envelope
  • Blank inside
Anyway
Anyway

$ 5.00

I was at the grocery store anyway, so I got you this. Happy birthday.

I was at the grocery store anyway, so I got you this. Happy birthday.
Don't Be
Don't Be

$ 5.00

Don't be sad on Valentine's Day. Nobody ever loves you.

Don't be sad on Valentine's Day. Nobody ever loves you.
Handsome
Handsome

$ 5.00

Wow. You're handsome, said no one ever.

Wow. You're handsome, said no one ever.