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Anyway
Anyway

$ 5.00

I was at the grocery store anyway, so I got you this. Happy birthday.

I was at the grocery store anyway, so I got you this. Happy birthday.
Don't Be
Don't Be

$ 5.00

Don't be sad on Valentine's Day. Nobody ever loves you.

Don't be sad on Valentine's Day. Nobody ever loves you.
Handsome
Handsome

$ 5.00

Wow. You're handsome, said no one ever.

Wow. You're handsome, said no one ever.
I Like You
I Like You

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I like you. People say I have no taste, but I like you.

I like you. People say I have no taste, but I like you.
Nice
Nice

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Nice to meet you. Let's stay strangers.

Nice to meet you. Let's stay strangers.
Say Nice Things
Say Nice Things

$ 5.00

I could say nice things about you, but I would rather tell the truth.

I could say nice things about you, but I would rather tell the truth.
Some Day
Some Day

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Some day you will go far. I hope you stay there.

Some day you will go far. I hope you stay there.
You Brighten
You Brighten

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You brighten up the room with your absence.

You brighten up the room with your absence.
Your Mind
Your Mind

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If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.

If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.