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I was at the grocery store anyway, so I got you this. Happy birthday.
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Don't be sad on Valentine's Day. Nobody ever loves you.
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Wow. You're handsome, said no one ever.
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I like you. People say I have no taste, but I like you.
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I miss not having you around.
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Nice to meet you. Let's stay strangers.
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People care about you. Not me, but people.
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I could say nice things about you, but I would rather tell the truth.
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Some day you will go far. I hope you stay there.
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Thinking of me on your birthday.
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You brighten up the room with your absence.
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If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
